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tastefullyoffensive: [mynanisboss]
  • Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
  • Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
w3lcom3tomy-sillylif3: wantering: FLOWER DOMINATION DRESS
wehavethemunchies: Grilled Cheese with Roasted Pineapple, Ham, and Swiss
ashleyrebloggin: italy-the-pasta-lover: lizthefangirl: yourscientistfriend: THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old. thats a little bit shady Jafar you pedo Take in mind the historical context in which these films were made too. It was normal to get married at a younger age back then! Notice how the more recent ones are a bit older

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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